missj0hnson:

natural hair to big chop to twists to braids

debating on getting a weave next, i don’t think i’m bout that life

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I’m starting an experiment where I’m gonna lead people on OkCupid around on a mini D&D campaign.

My mom made a really nice comment today. We were talking about the renovations we’re making to the house and at first her comment was “then your grandchildren will live here— ‘or your grand nieces and nephews.” because she knows my view of not wanting children. 

I really have a great mom and I’m so glad that she’d a part of so many peoples’ lives here, because everyone deserves to have a mom who actively cares for their choices. 

Honestly, I could talk for ages about my mom and how much I love her and how much she inspires me to be the best person I can be. 

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mrbutts:

ohstephyy:

my boyfriend made me leave because i haven’t stopped watching this video.

this is the most important video of my life

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I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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gwnne:

my partner tried to call me a sweetheart the other day but he misspelled it and I read it as “sweetbeard” and then I decided that this is what dwarf couples call each other

so, naturally, here are two dwarves on a date

airouette:

sephizim:

gromdork:

hanksypanky:

100newfears:

and then romeo-kun and juliet-chan inevitably committed the seppuku

sugoi. what light through the window comes, desu?
it is the east, and my waifu is the sun. 

did my kokoro doki till now? forswear it, sight!
for i ne’er saw true kawaii till this night.

o romeo-kun, romeo-kun, doushite art thou, romeo-kun?
deny thy otou-san and refuse thy namae,
or, if thou ja nai, but be sworn my daisuki,
and i’ll no longer be a capulet-sama.

IM SCREAMING

bootycap:

marvel actors fangirling over other marvel actors

bird-bum:

Look at dis fluffy birb nugget

bird-bum:

Look at dis fluffy birb nugget